Tish : Have you ever tried to put panty hose on with wet nails?
Mitch : It's a bitch.
Tish : Do I look alright?
Larry : Do stars twinkle?
Tish : My psychic, Mrs. Wong, is encouraging me to express myself. She says a lot of attractive women get depressed because they think people see nothing but their looks.
Tish : Would you still slay a dragon for me?
Larry : Maybe a baby dragon.
Tom : Do you understand?
Tish : I have an IQ in the triple-digits. What word do you think I didn't understand?
Tom : Okay. I just want to make sure you understood. Are you wearing black underwear?
Tish : I'm just trying to help, Mitchie. I could give you the girl's point of view.
Mitch : Tish, kiss my squirrel!
Larry : Hey, hey, we will have no squirrel kissing here tonight.
Tom : Get in the car.
Tish : I think you forgot to say - please.
Tom : Just get in the car, will you.
Tish : Oh, you're so manly.
Tish : Your opinion of Larry is a tribute to your insensitivity of other human beings. Larry would *never* have sex with someone like your wife.
Tom : I'm not worried about sex. I'm worried about them having a relationship.
Tish : You are insane. If I had any idea how insane you were, I would never have let you start up with me.
Tom : What? You seduced me!
Tom : I've always been nice to you.
Tish : Never!
Tom : Then, how come you - had sex with me?
Tish : Cause I thought you were intelligent and going somewhere in your life. Ha!
Tom : I have a lot of deep thoughts. I just have a hard time talking to women.
Tish : You're talking to me.
Tom : You're different.
Tish : How?
Tom : I don't know. Different. Different than Maria.
[kiss]
Tom : Maria's - too good for me.
Tish : I'm being *tested* and *punished* for my stupidity! Oh, I deserve this.
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