Crocodile Hunter (1989)

Andy Lau: Senior Inspector Happy Chiu

Quotes 

• Happy Chiu : A pen can't kill bad guys.

• Happy Chiu : According to experts, drinking coffee represents your sex life. So, that means you don't like doing it with your wife.

• Happy Chiu : You must be 'Bad Odor' Chuan.

  Chuan Mak Yuen : How dare you call me names!

• Chuan Mak Yuen : Honey, shall we go to see a show some day?

  Female Passerby : When there's moonlight on New Year's Eve.

  [smiles at Happy as she leaves] 

  Happy Chiu : She's smiling at me.

  Chuan Mak Yuen : She's smiling at you only because you're a lout.

• Bitchy Yuen Ying : Hey, got a cigarette?

  Happy Chiu : No.

  Bitchy Yuen Ying : A cop without cigarettes out of 30,000 in Hong Kong?

  Chuan Mak Yuen : Hey, Bitch. Don't be so cocky.

  Bitchy Yuen Ying : Why don't you rape me!

• Chuan Mak Yuen : You may curse my mom, but not my wife.

  Happy Chiu : Okay. Curse mom.

  Chuan Mak Yuen : Curse my auntie then, if not my mom.

• Happy Chiu : I'll get guns. You call the police.

  Lam Chia-Hsin : How do I do that? I've never done that before.

• [after kicking a pen through Fu's chest and killing him] 

  Happy Chiu : Wow. So, a pen can kill people.