Arlene : I'm 35 years old, Jon!
Jon : You're not 35 years old, I'm 40 and you're older than I am!
Arlene : I'm 35! I'm got two obnoxious teenage boys and no husband. I have to compete with firm young women and there's only so much plastic surgery can do for me.
[Steve and Jerry, Arlene's sons, come running in]
Arlene : Look who's here, Uncle Jon.
Steve : The asshole from Chicago?
Arlene : That's him.
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