- Gina Leonarda Nardino: You wouldn't know romance if it bit you on the butt.
- Dawson Everett: Would romance do that sort of thing?
- Palmer Hewitt: High tops with a tux? There's going to be a Contessa here. Her father owns... Sicily or something! If she is offended in any way by your shoes...
- Dawson Everett: I will offend her in dozens of ways before she even looks at my shoes.
- Palmer Hewitt: Would you do me just one tiny little favor?
- Dawson Everett: What's that?
- Palmer Hewitt: Put them on.
- Helena Everett: Of course love is important, Dear; it's just not as reliable as a really good piece of property. You will need a home large enough to allow you and your extremely loving husband to, from time to time, when it's necessary, completely avoid one another.
- Gina Leonarda Nardino: [mumbling] That was stupid. It was stupid of me; no, it was stupid of you. Stupid.
- Dawson Everett: Wait! Are you feeling dizzy, light-headed, nauseous?
- Gina Leonarda Nardino: No.
- Dawson Everett: Me too! No really, I can recommend this. Gina, don't go. Gina! Be careful. Gina!
- [singing]
- Dawson Everett: I dream of Gina with the light brown hair!
- Gina Leonarda Nardino: Shut up! Shut up!