The Ref (1994)
Christine Baranski: Connie
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Quotes
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Rose Chasseur : Gary, get me my bags!
Connie Chasseur : Oh, get them yourself! He's not your errand-boy!
Rose Chasseur : Has everyone gone nuts? Who the hell do you think you are?
Connie Chasseur : Slipper socks! Medium!
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Gus : [with a gun to Rose's head] All right. Everybody into the den, or I'll shoot her.
Connie Chasseur : Go ahead. Shoot her.
Gus : Shut up! Get in the den!
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Gus : I swear to God, you hit that kid one more time and I will stick that pig's head right up your ass!
Connie Chasseur : Gary, are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
Gary Chasseur : Well, he is a doctor.
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Gus : [Murray hangs the phone up just as Gus answers] He hung up.
Caroline : Well, he sounded upset.
Gus : He should be. He's going to die a horrible fucking death.
Connie Chasseur : [from downstairs, in a whiny tone] Caroline...
Caroline : Speaking of which.
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Connie Chasseur : Who would catch a criminal, and then let him go free?
Mary Chasseur : Republicans?
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Lloyd : Caroline? Why don't you eat something?
Caroline : [Drunk] Loyd? Why don't you eat me?
Connie Chasseur : Kids, go to into the den. This not a conversation for children.
Rose Chasseur : It is not an apprioprate conversation for adults either.
Gus : Where are you going?
Rose Chasseur : To the living room. To leave you to your quilting. I be there to open presents. If my plans change I will contact you.
Lloyd : Why don't we all go into the living room, we'll have our drink and deserts in there.
Caroline : [to Loyd] Phoney Bastard!
Gus : Caroline, shut up.
Connie Chasseur : Let's all go to the den...
Gus : Sit down Connie sit.
Connie Chasseur : Excuse me, I am not one of you patients.
Gus : You're going to be somebody's patient if you don't get your ass back down in that chair.
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Mary Chasseur : [on Gus] Maybe they'll catch him and let him go in the spirit of Christmas.
Connie Chasseur : That is not the spirit of Christmas. The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell.
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John Chasseur : Mom, the TV's broken. What are we gonna do all night?
Connie Chasseur : Celebrate the birth of Christ!
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Gus : Caroline and Loyd, will get the coffee and deserts then we'll be opening presents.
Connie Chasseur : We can't open presents til midnight.
Gus : Why not?
Connie Chasseur : Because it's not Christmas until midnight!
Gus : We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents, WHENEVER WE WANT!
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Connie Chasseur : [the family is at a restaurant before they arrive] Eat up, kids. Heaven knows what we'll get at Aunt Caroline's.
John Chasseur : [Eagerly] I hope they get in another fight this year. Their fights are bitchin!
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Connie Chasseur : I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas! Sex... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire!
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Connie Chasseur : I think.
Gary Chasseur : Honey, right now no one really cares what you think.
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Rose : You must have met a great many strange and disturbed people, Dr. Wong.
Gus : In my line of work you meet some real wackos.
Connie Chasseur : [shocked] You call your patients wackos?
Gus : Yeah, they, uh, they like it.
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Rose : Where's your son?
Lloyd : [lying] Ah, he's spending the night with a friend.
Connie Chasseur : On Christmas Eve?
Rose : I think it's very strange.
Lloyd : Well... .
Caroline : Well, he... .
Gus : [winging it] Uh, actually that was my idea. Because, ah, when one is constructing highways of communication between two people, it's sometimes a good idea to, uh, clear the road and slowly introduce exit signs.
Connie Chasseur : That's funny. I heard something very similar on Oprah last week.
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John Chasseur : [crestfallen on opening his gift] Oh, thanks, Mother Rose.
Rose : I bought you the husky size, John. You mustn't let your weight become a problem.
Connie Chasseur : [bristling] He does not *have* a weight problem.