Ned and Stacey (1995–2017)
Thomas Haden Church: Ned Dorsey
Quotes
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[At a costume party]
Ned Dorsey : I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee.
Girl : Interesting line.
Ned Dorsey : Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.
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Ned Dorsey : Sponges: taste damn spongy.
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Ned Dorsey : [after his parents and boss catch Stacey naked with her lover] They're fraternal twins reenacting their birth.