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6/10
A Sexy, Goofy Thrill Ride with a Surprise Ending! 😜🎥😈
CinematicLion1 July 2024
"Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)" is a thrilling adult film that delivers on its provocative title. With a mysterious blonde femme fatale, a private investigator with a playful pup, and a curious artifact, this film takes the noir genre to new heights of eroticism.

The story centers on Mark Lowe (John Leslie), a private eye whose mundane life takes a turn for the adventurous when a sultry blonde walks into his Hollywood office. She hires him to find the elusive "Maltese Dildo," an ancient artifact that drives women wild with desire.

As Mark embarks on his quest, he finds himself interviewing a bevy of beautiful women, each with their own unique connection to the coveted dildo. The plot is goofy and entertaining, with a surprising amount of humor and a twist ending that will leave viewers both shocked and aroused.

The cast of "Blonde Heat" is exceptional, with standout performances by John Leslie as the charismatic and adventurous Mark Lowe and Seka, who, despite her stunning looks, is described as a 'cold fish' in her role. However, the real stars of the show are Lori Edwards and Richard Pacheco, who bring an electric dynamic to the screen. One scene, in particular, stands out: a scorching threesome involving Jill Ferari, Laurie Smith, and Richard Pacheco, is a testament to the film's erotic prowess, leaving viewers breathless and eager for more. The chemistry between these three actors is off the charts, and their scene together is an explosive combination of passion and raw desire.

The film also features a memorable performance by Gina Carrera as Mark's secretary, who is always ready for a quickie on the sofa, and Rene Lovins as a museum curator who leaves an unforgettable impression.

While the film excels in its adult content, with creative and passionate scenes, the plot is also surprisingly well-crafted. The balance between story and sex could have been improved, as the intriguing plot and goofy humor almost rival the erotic scenes, which is a unique compliment for an adult film.

Overall, "Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)" is a must-watch for fans of erotic cinema. It delivers on its promise of steamy scenes and a fun, twist-filled story. This film is a testament to the creativity and entertainment value that adult films can offer when they go beyond the expected.
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10/10
Perfect adult film has fun story included
hollywoodshack16 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
John Leslie is cast perfectly in the Humphrey Bogart part of tough and fast talking Sam Spade to spoof the Maltese Falcon. The private eye is enlisted by Seka after a hot screw session in her living room to help her locate the Maltese Dildo. His blonde heat is generated by museum curator Rene Lovins (an unforgettable oral job) and his secretary Gina Carrera who is always ready to water the plants and hop on him at the sofa. Jon Martin plays the assistant to the heavy Sydney Greenstreet imitator. His attempts to follow Leslie are foiled by two knock-out beautiful girls who both want him. But alas, a surprise is waiting for our gumshoe in his quest to locate the treasured object, a gorgeous femme fatale who isn't even blonde.
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10/10
Old school of porno films with ordinary detective story.
cacafaca4 March 2009
A private detective from Los Angeles gets a strange case ... The real beginning of the film for the classic detective. Similarly, John Leslie, was the right role for the film. Acting almost all other participants can be compared with a film that is not for adults, which is understandable because they appear big names porn industry 80 of those. There are many details that make this film one of my favorites, and to me says that I think that there is no porn on staff in the film could pass as a common crime film. Several scene appears and the famous spices that Seka action film at the beginning and the state of our heroes, detectives, to begin to work on the case and find what is requested. In his quest he used the usual detective methods almost always give results. As the man from the streets, and knows where I am sleeping devil, our hero, always prick the right place to come to the information.
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