The State (1993–2009)
Michael Showalter: Various
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Quotes
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Various : And then what Commandant Wheeler, I'm Doug, and I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.
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Dad : You want to be treated like a man then start acting like one!
Hepcat : I didn't tell you I quit the football team because I didn't think you'd understand my poetry.
Dad : Again with the car... I work damn hard to put food on the table!
Hepcat : Because I like my friends, dad. And I don't care if you think they're from the wrong side of the tracks.
Dad : OK, so I had an affair! Are you gonna torture me for the rest of my life over it?
Hepcat : Ricky died in a plane crash, dad!
[holding back tears]
Hepcat : I'm not my older brother.
Dad : Get the hell out of here!
Hepcat : With pleasure!