- Ashley: What are you thinking?
- Taylor Marshall: Huh?
- Ashley: I asked you what you were thinking.
- Taylor Marshall: Nothing.
- Ashley: You can't be thinking about nothing. Even a retard has something on his mind.
- Mr. Caruthers: Tonight, the stage is mine. I have everything an actor could wish for. A captive audience, a beautiful leading lady, and no critics!
- [Marty defies Taylor to a fencing duel]
- Taylor Marshall: So you think you're Errol Flynt, huh?
- Marty Timmerman: [corrects him] It's Errol Flynn, genius.
- Taylor Marshall: You are so dead!
- Ellen Gibby: Well, now that I've got you all here I wanna thank you for volunteering for this project.
- Taylor Marshall: [laughs] Who volunteered? I was drafted!
- Ellen Gibby: Well, that, uh, may be true, Mr. Marshall, but your coach and I thought that earning of this class might be better than take you out of the football team, don't you agree?
- Marty Timmerman: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
- Monica: Oh, my god! That was quite a workout!
- Kate Williams: Wow! You must like all those splatter movies.
- George: Well... It's not the blood and gore: It's a challenge to take something fake and convince people it's real.
- Walnut: Oh, my God, this is classic! First the blood that never dries and now a door that was once unlocked is locked again.