Set in Great Shanghai - two rival gangs, the Furious Fox and the Black Eagle are fighting to establish domination in the territory. Only one force can stop the never-ending killings... The N... Read allSet in Great Shanghai - two rival gangs, the Furious Fox and the Black Eagle are fighting to establish domination in the territory. Only one force can stop the never-ending killings... The Ninja Dragon!Set in Great Shanghai - two rival gangs, the Furious Fox and the Black Eagle are fighting to establish domination in the territory. Only one force can stop the never-ending killings... The Ninja Dragon!
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- (archive footage)
- Flat Capped Mob Boss
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- (uncredited)
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Storyline
Did you know
- GoofsA gangster called Billy Totoy. Totoy is Rey Malonzo's character in the movie which was edited for this movie.
- Quotes
White Ninja: Who are you?
Ivan the Red: Ivan the Red.
White Ninja: What do you want?
Ivan the Red: Hmmm... To fight you!
White Ninja: What?
Ivan the Red: Gordon the coward won't accept my challenge.
White Ninja: What's that to do with me?
Ivan the Red: I keep killing ninjas, I'll drown him out.
White Ninja: You're a mad, Gordon's a great ninja.
Ivan the Red: [Zooming into the face] NO! I'll prove I'm the best.
White Ninja: [Zooming into the face] Huh?
- ConnectionsEdited from Hatulan si baby angustia (1984)
- SoundtracksHu
(uncredited)
Written by 'Dif Juz'
Performed by 'Dif Juz'
SPOILERS AHEAD 70% OF THE FILM RUINED(not that there's a plot anyway)
A man named Billy has not been paying his rent. Enter the rockard African Americans with bad Australian dubbed voices who proceed to get there asses kicked by the mighty Billy. They go back to their boss and.... that's where my IQ dropped 24 points. Anyway, Billy's mother is eventually killed and his sister kidnapped, so he sets out on a journey to "revenge" his mothers death (no I am not joking he really does say that).
Most of the film concentrates on Billy randomly going to sites with bad guys and pointing a gun in different directions to shoot his load. These sessions are followed by large intervals of talking. The talking seems to go on for hours, which is probably thanks to the gut wrenching dubbing, the silly looking characters and the annoying music.
The other untimely classic character this film introduces is Gordon
Gordon, the ninja, is challenged by the mighty Ivan the red. Ivan wants to kill Gordon so he may be crowned as "The Ultimate Ninja". If Gordon refuses, Ivan will go on a ninja killing spree until Gordon changes his mind. Obviously Gordon, being the intelligent man that he is, refuses and Ivan proceeds to wipeout every last ninja from the face of the earth. One thing Ivan should have considered is how can the ninjas praise him as this grandmaster if they're all dead? But oh well, none of the other characters use there brain in this film why should he be any different?
The main thing I noted about the characters in this film was that every one of them, especially the ninjas, were so superbly trained. No matter how many times a character was shot, slashed or stabbed they just wouldn't bleed. No blood was spilt in this film whatsoever.
Another notable is how every ninja in this movie is a Badass White American. Every time one of the ninjas died they would pull the stupidest face ever before keeling over at a ludicrous speed which had me in fits of laughter. It actually kept me watching to see if the next ninja's death would be funnier than the last. But the repetitive Billy scenes just kept coming back over, and over, and over, and I've just had enough of typing now. I would say more about this disgrace to planet earth,but even thinking about this film for too long could cause irreparable brain damage.
- dilapidated_mind
- Mar 19, 2005
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- Omada exontoseos ninja
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- Runtime1 hour 26 minutes
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