- [after being dropped into the middle of the ocean]
- Ace Ventura: I am NOT an amphibian! I am a human being!
- [diving into the Nautilus' garbage chute]
- Ace Ventura: Come on, Spike! Last one in's a rotten egg.
- [pause]
- Ace Ventura: And speaking of rotten eggs... are you making whoopie? Cushion?
- [after coming out of the garbage chute]
- Ace Ventura: Woooo! Do NOT and I mean NOT in the worst possible way GO IN THERE! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!
- Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque: Guess what day it is today, Ventura?
- Ace Ventura: Warthog day? Groundhog day?
- Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque: Try rent day!
- [Ace slams the door in Shickadance's face]
- [Ace is about to be cut up by a laser]
- Phatteus Lardus: So long, Mr Ventura! Rest... in PIECES! Muhahahhahahhahha!