- Winnie the Pooh: [Pooh is pretending to be Santa, talking to his reindeer, which is really Piglet] On Lawn Chair, on Badminton! Up, up, and away!
- Winnie the Pooh: [at Tigger's door] Ho, ho - ho?
- Tigger: [closing the door] Gasp! Sandy Claus!
- [opens the door again, then closes it]
- Tigger: Yup!
- [chuckles briefly]
- Tigger: That's him! Though I always thought he was taller.
- Winnie the Pooh: Um, it's awfully cold out here in the cold, if I could come in?
- Tigger: [opening the door a third time, then closing it] Why, sure you - HEY, wait a minute! Isn't Sandy Claus suppose to come down the chimaney?
- Winnie the Pooh: [looking up to Tigger's roof] Ohhh - ho, ho, ho... bother!
- Tigger: [gasps, after discovering the fake Santa] Lookie! That's no Sandy Claus, that's a POOH!
- Winnie the Pooh: [as his Santa disguise wears off] Ho ho... oh...
- Rabbit: Pooh, which way was the wind *blowing* when you tried to send our letter?
- Winnie the Pooh: Why, to the S, towards Santa.
- Rabbit: [exasperated] S is for SOUTH! Santa lives at the *North* Pole!
- Winnie the Pooh: [after he goes personally to take the letter to Santa but the wind blows it away] Please come back! I'm supposed to take you to Santa!
- Tigger: [singing] Ooh, Sandy Claus is coming down my chimney! Sandy Claus is coming down my chimney!
- Rabbit: [Pooh's stuck in the window dressed as Santa] Santa Claus? But why isn't he coming down the chim-?
- [Pooh slips through the window and knocks him down]
- Rabbit: [to Piglet] Well, what're you waiting for? Put down a present for Pooh!
- Winnie the Pooh: He can't.
- Rabbit: Why not?
- Winnie the Pooh: You have the pencil, Rabbit.
- Eeyore: [after some snow falls on his umbrella, which happens to be his new "house"] It works. Didn't expect it to, but I'm kinda - glad.
- Tigger: [seeing Pooh stuck in his chimney; he gets a broom and holder to catapult Pooh up the chimney] Need a little help, huh? Hey, anything for ole St. Nick!
- [backing up in order to pounce on the broom]
- Tigger: A - one, a - two, a - FIRE!
- [he shoots Pooh up his chimney]
- Winnie the Pooh: [soaring through the snowy air] Merry Christmaaaaaaaaaaaas...!
- Tigger: [waving as he watches Pooh fly away] Come back any time!
- Tigger: [after Pooh delivers his makeshift bouncer, he promptly unwraps it] Oh boy, my super-duper bouncer!
- [cut to him outside, taking a gigantic bounce with his bouncer for the first time]
- Tigger: Hey, I can bounce in the *snow*! Ho-ho, what a present! Just what I always *wanted*!
- [he and his bouncer fall back to earth, with the bouncer breaking on impact and Tigger almost buried in the snow, only his ears showing]
- Tigger: Definutely *not* what I always wanted.