Reba (2001–2007)
Steve Howey: Van Montgomery
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Quotes
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Cheyenne : You're leaving? Who's going to watch Elizabeth?
Reba : Oooh, that was close. I almost left her alone with her parents!
Van Montgomery : They all want grandchildren, but they never think of the consequences...
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Reba : You treat that animal like it can walk on water!
Barbra Jean : What is 'dog' spelled backwards, Reba?
[conversation about why Barbra Jean's dog is missing goes on for another two minutes]
Van Montgomery : 'GOD'! It spells 'God.'
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[Van is sleeping, drooling on his sheets. Reba comes in telling him to wake up]
Van Montgomery : Awwww! I was dreaming about waffles!
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[Van lying on the bed because he can't play football Friday night]
Cheyenne : Wanna go to the movies?
Van Montgomery : No.
Cheyenne : Wanna fool around?
Van Montgomery : No.
Cheyenne : Wanna eat some pizza?
Van Montgomery : No.
Cheyenne : [Yells] MOM!
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Reba : [when Van gets an injury involving his spine and tail bone] It's a mother-in-law's job to make the best of a bad situation.
Van Montgomery : [sarcastically] I thought it was a mother-in-law's job to make butt-jokes about her son-in-law.
Reba : We wear many hats.
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Van Montgomery : I'll be with my friends, you'll be with yours. Then we'll hook up later. It'll be just like junior year! Except we're married, you're pregnant, and everything is different.