Jack Benny's Birthday Special (1969 TV Special)
Jack Benny: Self
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Jack Benny : Take Maurice Chevalier. He just celebrated his 80th birthday. No there's a man eighty years old and with him, every little breeze still whispers Louise. With me, I catch a cold.
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Jack Benny : [about Lucille Ball] She's so funny. I'm amazed she doesn't have her own show.
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Jack Benny : Lucy, now that the show is over, how about going out and having a little drink with me?
Lucille Ball : Why Jack Benny! I'm surprised at you! You're a happily married man. I'm a happily married woman. How could you make a suggestion like that?
Jack Benny : I just asked you to go out and have a little drink with me, that's all.
Lucille Ball : Oh, sure. It sounds innocent enough. But it becomes a secret rendezvous in a dimly lit cocktail lounge with romantic music playing in the background. Really, I'm surprised at you, Jack. What would Mary think?
Jack Benny : Mary's coming with us.
Lucille Ball : Then forget it.
[exits]