Halfway to Heaven and Hell (2003)
James E. Johnson: Satan
Quotes
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Satan : I can't think of a single reason anyone would even want to go to Heaven any more.
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God : As long as it's not another fruit-dangling serpent, because that was really lame...
Satan : Hey, that got your precious little Adam and Eve.
God : Adam and Eve were idiots all right. People nowadays they've got Tv, they've got the Internet... they're not going to be tempted by some stupid little rubber snake with a lemon.
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God : Oh excuse me, could I get another coffee here?
The Barista : Sure thing suger.
God : Thank you. She's getting into Heaven.
Satan : Ha. Not if I can help it.
God : You're an ass, you know that.