Benjamin J. Biladeau: God

Quotes 

• God : If you happen to see a seven headed dragon... run...

• God : As long as it's not another fruit-dangling serpent, because that was really lame...

  Satan : Hey, that got your precious little Adam and Eve.

  God : Adam and Eve were idiots all right. People nowadays they've got Tv, they've got the Internet... they're not going to be tempted by some stupid little rubber snake with a lemon.

• God : Oh excuse me, could I get another coffee here?

  The Barista : Sure thing suger.

  God : Thank you. She's getting into Heaven.

  Satan : Ha. Not if I can help it.

  God : You're an ass, you know that.