- God: As long as it's not another fruit-dangling serpent, because that was really lame...
- Satan: Hey, that got your precious little Adam and Eve.
- God: Adam and Eve were idiots all right. People nowadays they've got Tv, they've got the Internet... they're not going to be tempted by some stupid little rubber snake with a lemon.
- God: Oh excuse me, could I get another coffee here?
- The Barista: Sure thing suger.
- God: Thank you. She's getting into Heaven.
- Satan: Ha. Not if I can help it.
- God: You're an ass, you know that.