- Sutekh: [Sutekh has a rabbit in his lap] His name is Neil. Neil! Neil! Neil before the might of Sutekh the Destroyer!
- [on his time hosting Swap Shop]
- Sutekh: A little child in Glamorgan swapped a "Bunty" annual for an Osiran war missile. You can probably guess the rest.
- [on auditoning for Doctor Who]
- Sutekh: Phil Hinchcliffe would have me set random things on fire to demonstrate my powers. Unfortunately I burned something called "Fury from the Deep."