Jack-Jack Attack (2005 Video)
Bud Luckey: Agent Rick Dicker
Quotes
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Kari : [pitch black] Wow, it's dark in here.
[Rick Dicker turns the light on]
Kari : Wow! And now it's too bright!
Agent Rick Dicker : File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please.
Kari : Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an "a", only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.
Agent Rick Dicker : Tell me about the incident.
Kari : Well... It started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all.
[cut to the Parr household, where Kari is talking on the phone with Helen]
Kari : Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.
[turns to Jack-Jack]
Kari : Can't I, little boo boo? Who can handle it?
[the airplane's alarm is heard on the other end of the line, and the call disconnects]
Kari : Uh Mrs... Mrs. Parr? Oh well, she knows you're in good hands.
[hangs up]
Kari : Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?
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Agent Rick Dicker : [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the Sitter] And you believed him?
Kari : The baby was exploding! You ever sat an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?
[he gets up and pulls down an odd contraption]
Kari : What's that?
Agent Rick Dicker : Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?
[he aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead]
Kari : Nah, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?
Agent Rick Dicker : Sure, kid.
Kari : Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing.
Agent Rick Dicker : You will, kid.
[he fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead]
Agent Rick Dicker : You will.
[Kari passes out]