In this James Bond Spoof, Blofelch industries has created the impotence inducing virus "Scrotitis" and plans to use the cure for global domination. Lames Blond, agent Double O Zero must join... Read allIn this James Bond Spoof, Blofelch industries has created the impotence inducing virus "Scrotitis" and plans to use the cure for global domination. Lames Blond, agent Double O Zero must join forces with Felix Heavier to fight the evil Mr. Cowabunga (the Man with the Foaming hand)... Read allIn this James Bond Spoof, Blofelch industries has created the impotence inducing virus "Scrotitis" and plans to use the cure for global domination. Lames Blond, agent Double O Zero must join forces with Felix Heavier to fight the evil Mr. Cowabunga (the Man with the Foaming hand) and the seductive Shirly Bilt.
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After some lengthy credits (with lame digital fire FX over titles) and switching to color, the plot follows agent Lames Blond, 00-0, awakening from a coma as an impotence-causing virus has been let loose by the villains (we never see the effects). The players are now older, but still with no acting ability. The hero spends a lot of time running from and after ninjas and assorted goofballs, including a henchman (Cowabunga, a parody of Scaramanga) who foams up his hand before killing his victims (as we all know, at least one Bond henchman had an augmented hand or arm to do his killing). The hero, at least, finally gets to wear a tux-styled suit; the ninjas, you would think, would be simple to costume, but they look like they're wearing some dark maintenance uniforms. To give you an idea of how really lackluster the budget was: towards the end, the hero is chased by about 8 ninjas, but you'll note you never see more than 3 in the same shot; care to guess why? Some of the main 'actors' also doubled up for secondary roles (picture Sean Connery playing both Bond AND Ms.Moneypenny). And, just when you start to think the filmmakers were clever, considering there was no money, you see dummies falling off cliffs - in slow motion; yes, to make it all even less credible, they filmed these in slow motion, to make sure we see that these are fake dummies. Was there a method to their madness? I'm not sure, but the main drawback for me was the soundtrack. Most of the bad guy characters are always grunting, snorting and making all kinds of annoying noises, to the point of tediousness and reminding me of a frat party gone to seed. The secret agent also, typically, enters a shot, looks around, and you can hear 'hmm' and 'Hm?' and 'uh?' ad nauseum. Some of the location shooting, however, tried to capture the feel of a bigger-budgeted picture. And, the major accomplishment is, of course, a DVD release, with 99 chapters (check out the deleted scene for a good laugh). Watching it with the director's commentary is actually a bit more interesting. But, as they say, sometimes living is not enough. Hero:2 Villain:2 Femme Fatales:2 Henchmen:1 Fights:3 Stunts/Chases:2 Gadgets:1 Auto:2 Locations:3 Pace:2 overall:2
- Bogmeister
- Nov 22, 2007
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- $15,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 23 minutes
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- 1.33 : 1