- [last lines]
- Holly Robinson: [playing herself at the end of the episode] What was that number again?
- Peter DeLuise: [playing himself at the end of the episode] Holly, it's right there.
- Holly Robinson: [playing herself at the end of the episode] Oh.
- Officer Doug Penhall: You need to get your ears pierced.
- Girl with Earrings: That's what I tell him.
- Officer Doug Penhall: Really? Good, hand me that fork.
- Female Student: Is that what they tossed you out of Westminster for?
- Officer Doug Penhall: No, that was more of an honor code situation.
- Officer Tom Hanson: [gesturing towards Hanson] That dork violated the honor code?
- Officer Doug Penhall: Well, he's really quite corrupt once you get to know him.
- Officer Tom Hanson: So how was the trip?
- Officer Doug Penhall: Uneventful. Aside from them making me walk through customs with a kilo of cocaine in a false bottom suitcase!
- Officer Doug Penhall: You what? You mulled it through?
- Officer Tom Hanson: You know what I think? I think you always hated these people until you got a chance to be one of them.
- Officer Doug Penhall: Well you know what? Maybe you're right because now I hate YOU.
- Officer Doug Penhall: What can I say? I got lucky. All the King's Men was the only book I actually read in Jeff... in my last school.
- Vinny Morgan: I used to carry their golf clubs. I mowed their lawns. And now I work on their cars for them because they can't get their hands messy changing a few spark plugs. We're never good enough for them, are we?