- Officer Tom Hanson: [Whilst grieving] Look Coach, I know what you're gonna say. I'm gonna get through this thing.
- Captain Adam Fuller: No, you don't know what I'm gonna say - 'coz *I* don't know what I'm gonna say!
- Officer Doug Penhall: So you're really gonna do it, huh?
- Officer Tom Hanson: Yes, I'm gonna do it. Why is it so important to you that I break up with Amy?
- Officer Doug Penhall: I'll tell you why it's so important - you've been dating her for twelve weeks, but you've been talking about breaking up with her for eleven!
- Captain Adam Fuller: Go see the shrink.
- Officer Tom Hanson: He's not gonna make me lie down on a couch, is he?
- Officer Tom Hanson: You've had this thing for days, you're getting nowhere! You're gonna push this into a dead pile and no one is gonna look at it for 6 months!
- Police Detective: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do Daryl - I'm gonna give you my new number.
- [Flashing his police badge]
- Police Detective: Seven Twenty Three!