21 Jump Street (TV Series)
The Worst Night of Your Life (1987)
Johnny Depp: Officer Tom Hanson
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Quotes
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Hey, Penhall, did you go to your prom?
Off. Doug Penhall : What is that a trick question? Hanson, I went to my first prom when I was eleven.
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : Well, I never went to mine. I guess when I was in high school, I never believed it was the last time I was gonna be there.
Off. Doug Penhall : Ioki, what do you think we do all day?
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Off. Doug Penhall : Hanson, Hanson, Hanson. I'm trying to save your life here, but you're going to have to give me a little help. Bowling? I once knew a kid who's father was a bowler. He ran away from home. He was three. His mother helped him!
Officer Harry Truman Ioki : Listen, Penhall, maybe there's still time. You know, maybe Thomas here isn't any good.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : You want to know what my handicap is?
Off. Doug Penhall : Yeah, bowling!
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Off. Doug Penhall : What do you want me to do? Kill myself?
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Yes!
Captain Richard Jenko : [as the guys come in dressed for the prom] Well, well, well. Far out. Looks like we've got a Japanese Elvis Presley, a pimp, and the butler.
Off. Tom Hanson #2 : With the budget we've got, you're lucky we could afford to rent the pants.
Captain Richard Jenko : Maybe you should go without the pants, tell them you're a poor butler.
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Off. Tom Hanson #2 : [after bowling a strike] Oh! Another slam-a-rino for the Kingpins! Yeah!
Girl Sitting With Penhall : Your friend?
Off. Doug Penhall : [chuckling] Yeah well, sort of I guess.
Girl Sitting With Penhall : He's very good, isn't he?
Off. Doug Penhall : If you like guys who say "slam-a-rino", yeah