"The Addams Family" Morticia, the Breadwinner (TV Episode 1965) - John Astin as Gomez Addams

Gomez Addams : Now I've gotta have that railroad, Blooker, I just wrecked my last locomotive!
Gomez Addams : I haven't seen so much activity since the night I hid the hornets in Aunt Phobia's sleeping bag.
[Gomez explains why he's looking into buying a yacht]

Gomez Addams : Well, I think we could use a change of scenery. The Dead Sea, perhaps. Some fun place.
Gomez Addams : Entrez! Entrez! Oh tish, even when I speak French, it drives me wild!
Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : But, Mr. Addams, what do you want with a broken down railroad like Big Swamp & Southern. You'll never make any money with it.

Gomez Addams : Make money? I've got money. What I'm looking for is excitement, adventure.
Gomez Addams : Whadda you mean you can't find any more stock, Blooker? I need only another hundred shares to control the whole railroad.

Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : Mr. Addams, there isn't another single share for sale. I've got men looking all over the country.

Gomez Addams : Well, have them look in the city, too.
Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : I'll kill myself.

Gomez Addams : Good thinking. Blooker, if you do get that stock for me, I'll buy you the biggest, thickest, juiciest camel hump stake in town. Whadda ya have to say to that?

Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : I'll kill myself.

Gomez Addams : Got a one-track mind, Blooker - I like that!

John Astin: Gomez Addams