The Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia, the Breadwinner (1965)

Milton Frome: Mr. Blooker (Stockbroker)

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• Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : But, Mr. Addams, what do you want with a broken down railroad like Big Swamp & Southern. You'll never make any money with it.

  Gomez Addams : Make money? I've got money. What I'm looking for is excitement, adventure.

• Gomez Addams : Whadda you mean you can't find any more stock, Blooker? I need only another hundred shares to control the whole railroad.

  Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : Mr. Addams, there isn't another single share for sale. I've got men looking all over the country.

  Gomez Addams : Well, have them look in the city, too.

• Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : I'll kill myself.

  Gomez Addams : Good thinking. Blooker, if you do get that stock for me, I'll buy you the biggest, thickest, juiciest camel hump stake in town. Whadda ya have to say to that?

  Mr. Blooker, Stockbroker : I'll kill myself.

  Gomez Addams : Got a one-track mind, Blooker - I like that!