The Addams Family (TV Series)
Morticia, the Breadwinner (1965)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester, I do think we ought to have gotten the combination from Gomez.
Uncle Fester : Oh, it wasn't locked, I just like to keep in practice on my safe blowing.
Morticia Addams : You do have a delicate touch.
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Morticia Addams : We must think of ways to make money.
Uncle Fester : I know an easy way.
Morticia Addams : Oh?
Uncle Fester : Print it.
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Morticia Addams : [sighs] My dear family, I'm afraid we didn't make very much today, but Thing sold a pencil.
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Morticia Addams : That settles it. I'm going to sell everything we own. I must get money for Gomez.
Uncle Fester : You mean auction him off, huh?
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Uncle Fester : Did you see the paper this morning? The bottom fell out of the stock market again.
Morticia Addams : They really ought to fix that rickety old place. The bottom's always falling out of it.
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[Grandmama returns from a day of job hunting]
Grandmama Addams : I went to every beauty shop in town. Nothin'!
Morticia Addams : I'm very surprised. Your talent is so obvious.
Grandmama Addams : Honey, it isn't what you know, it's who you know.
Morticia Addams : That's true.
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Morticia Addams : What woman could possibly ask for more than Uncle Fester himself?
Uncle Fester : Oh, yeah. Well, you got me there.