The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Prisoner of Love (1964)

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

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Quotes 

• Andy Taylor : I might drop over to the choir meetin'. They're votin' on the new robes for next year.

  Deputy Barney Fife : They're gonna change 'em, are they?

  Andy Taylor : Yeah. Sissy Newman wants all white with black collars. Fred Henry, he wants black with white collars. I reckon they'll be fightin' about it all night.

• The Prisoner : I don't know much about these things. What should I call you? Sergeant? Lieutenant?

  Deputy Barney Fife : No. No, nothing like that. No, y-you can just, uh,

  [clears throat] 

  Deputy Barney Fife : call me by my name.

  The Prisoner : How nice. And what is your name?

  Deputy Barney Fife : It's... Uh... It's, uh... It's Fife! Bernard P. Fife! l... Well, Bernard Fife... Deputy Fife... B-Barney Fife! That's it! Barney Fife's my name!