- Henry DeWitt: Carlie, if God had wanted us to travel by steamship, He would *not* have invented the Wright Brothers.
- Carlie Kirkland: Careful, Henry, you just came *very* close to making a joke.
- Thomas Banacek: [to Mario Fratelli] Yes, well, there's an old Polish proverb that says, "Even though a man anoint himself with fragrant oils, he can still wind up with a broken face."
- Thomas Banacek: See what I mean? "Who *let* you in?" Not "Who *called*me in?" It's fine distinctions like that that make a top executive out of a mail boy.
- Lt. Trask: [holding a blow torch] We found it in the passageway near the hatch. Prints were smeared. No good. I figure the thief dropped it.
- Thomas Banacek: Well, he probably had his hands full carrying a two thousand pound coach.