The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts Strike Oil (1962)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Daisy Moses : Well, the first thing to do is get her into a dress. She's gettin' too old to be wearin' a man's duds. Lookee here - she done popped the buttons off her shirt again.

  Jed Clampett : Well, Elly May carries herself proud... with her shoulders throwed back.

  Daisy Moses : It ain't her shoulders that's poppin' these buttons.

• Jed Clampett : I know it don't sound like much, but Mr. Brewster seemed to set great store by the fact he's gonna pay me in some new kind of dollar.

  Cousin Pearl Bodine : There ain't no new kind of dollar!

  Jed Clampett : Well, it's new to me. I've heard of gold dollars, silver dollars, paper dollars, but he said he's gonna pay me in, uh... What'd he call 'em, Granny?

  Granny : Mill'yen dollars.

• Daisy Moses : Well, it ain't fittin' -- girl runnin' around a' wild as a cougar, wrasslin', fightin' and huntin'. She oughta be doin' women's work -- he'pin' me with the still.

• Granny : That there fella's from the peetroleum company.

  Jed Clampett : What's a peetroleum?

  Granny : I dunno. He asked me if he could do some wildcattin' down by the slough. I said "He'p yerself, we're glad to get rid of the critters."

• Elly May Clampett : [Elly May wakes up and stretches]  Mornin', Granny.

  Granny : [watching Elly Mae stretch]  Watch them buttons, child.

• Jed Clampett : Whatcha cookin' tonight, Granny?

  Daisy Moses : Mustard greens and possum innards.

  Jed Clampett : Mmm-mmm. Did you hear that Mr. Brewster?

  John Brewster : Very clearly.

• Jed Clampett : They ain't got no snow out there. You could run your still the year 'round.

  Daisy Moses : Run it the year 'round here.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, but walkin' down through the snow to the still always makes you feel so miserable.

  Daisy Moses : I might feel miserable walkin' down, but the way I feels comin' back makes up fer it.

• Daisy Moses : [arriving in Beverly Hills]  They call them hills? Why we got moles that can push up higher ridges than that.

  Jed Clampett : Well leastways they's hills. We'll be among our kind of folks.

• Daisy Moses : Jed, you gotta do somethin' about that youngin of youro'n.

  [holds up ripped pants] 

  Jed Clampett : How'd that happen?

  Daisy Moses : Fightin' with a bobcat.

  Jed Clampett : Get hurt?

  Daisy Moses : I reckon so. It went limpin' off on three legs.

  Jed Clampett : I swear I don't know what I'm gonna do about that girl.

• Granny : That's the trouble with razorbacks. They such a mean drunk.