- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Emily is a famous, glamorous, woman's haute couture designer, married to psychologist Howard, and secretly in love with Bob - their navigator neighbor] So, how's it going with you, Emily?
- Emily Hartley: Let me show you to what I've been working on
- [Emily moved across the living room to pick up some sketches on the dining table]
- Howard Borden: I, Emily; the only woman in the world to get her design on the cover of Harpers Bazaar, Vogue, and Mademoiselle magazine, all in the same month.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: You must be very proud, Emily.
- Emily Hartley: [sighs] Well, I'm pleased. But, designing clothes for beautiful women isn't...
- [tosses her hair, seductively]
- Emily Hartley: ... thrilling, anymore.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley, Howard Borden: How about design clothes for ugly women?
- Emily Hartley: I'd like to do something
- [pause]
- Emily Hartley: really... wild. I'd like to design...
- [dramatic pause, then, shakes her chest, while looking directly at Bob]
- Emily Hartley: ... sheets.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: I could see how someone wouldn't want to sleep...
- [looks at Howard]
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: ... dull, every night.
- Dr. Jerry Robinson: My teachers tell me if I wish to become an orthodontist, I'll have to learn to be obnoxious.