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Quotes
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Moss Staples : The most likely explanation is that people are just seeing some blue light bouncing off a strut. But try telling that to these bog-brained murphies. You'd have more chance of getting a blowjob from The Pope!
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Christopher Morris : Your phone calls tonight have been described variously as rabid, pig-ignorant and stultifyingly-ill-informed. Thanks for those.
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Christopher Morris : Should we revive our ailing culture, or should we just put it out of its misery? Or, should we... bring it back to life - and THEN SHOOT IT FOR LETTING US DOWN SO BADLY!
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David Qunt : How would you feel if you had accidentally grassed yourself?
Mad Frankie Fraser : Well that's me own fault then that'd be wouldn't it?
David Qunt : So that would make you less mad?
Mad Frankie Fraser : Yeah but how on earth could you grass yourself?
David Qunt : I dunno you might have got drunk or something and given yourself away.
Mad Frankie Fraser : Nah you don't do that, that can't happen, we're too experienced.
David Qunt : Was there ever a time when you weren't experienced...
Mad Frankie Fraser : No, never.
David Qunt : Do you think you were born experienced enough not to grass yourself?
Mad Frankie Fraser : I think so, yeah.
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Moss Staples : Kneeling girls, statues driving cars... what's going on?
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Purves Grundy (Blouse lead singer) : Every time I see your picture Myra / I have to phone my latest girlfriend and fire her / Find a prostitute that looks like you and hire her / Oh, me oh Myra...
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Austen Tassletine : [after the petrol station goes up in flames] I'm not sure if this is a true disaster, or just a cross between a very unpleasant event and a rather stupid one.
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Ted Maul : The new single by Blouse is a song of love to Myra Hindley. And it's caused more stink than a bomb in one of those holes in a ground at a rock festival that everybody shits in.
