Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Yoko Factor (2000)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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• Spike : You're not exactly the whiz these days, either. God, I'm never gonna get paid.

  Willow Rosenberg : I am a whiz.

  Tara Maclay : She is a whiz.

  Willow Rosenberg : If ever a whiz there was.

• Willow Rosenberg : [to Buffy]  We have to face it. You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.

  Xander Harris : No! It was bad before that! Since you two went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to- Tara's your *girlfriend*?

  Rupert Giles : [off screen]  Bloody hell!

• Buffy Summers : Sorry, you guys. We're on a clock here. Okay, A-Adam was at that cave, so maybe he was there for a reason. I-I-I could, I could go back, scope it out, track him if I have to.

  Willow Rosenberg : Right, and-and then maybe you'll get lucky, and he'll still be there, and he can rip your arms off for you. Buffy, you can't go back alone.

  Rupert Giles : [drunkenly]  You never train with me anymore. He's going to kick your ass.

  Buffy Summers : Giles!

  Rupert Giles : [drink in hand]  Sorry. Was that a bit honest?

  [not caring] 

  Rupert Giles : Terribly sorry.

• Buffy Summers : Okay. Well, how long before you... un-crypt it?

  Willow Rosenberg : Hours? Days maybe. Anyone suggesting months would not be accused of crazy talk.

  Rupert Giles : Whatever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the Church approved.

  Buffy Summers : I can't just wait around, Wil. The disk is no good to me unless you crack it soon.

  Anya : Hey! We worked really hard getting that. Xander delivered clothing.

  Rupert Giles : Church approved.

• Willow Rosenberg : [to the cat]  You cannot have more catnip! You have a catnip problem