Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Yoko Factor (2000)

James Marsters: Spike

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• Spike : You're not exactly the whiz these days, either. God, I'm never gonna get paid.

  Willow Rosenberg : I am a whiz.

  Tara Maclay : She is a whiz.

  Willow Rosenberg : If ever a whiz there was.

• [startling Giles by walking in on him singing] 

  Spike : You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé, you might wanna cast an eye to the front door every now and again.

• Spike : [to Adam]  You're like Tony Robbins, if he was a big, scary, Frankenstein-looking... You're exactly like Tony Robbins.

• Spike : Feel it in my bones. It's, uh... called the Yoko Factor... Don't tell me you've never heard of the Beatles?

  Adam : I have. I like Helter Skelter.

  Spike : What a surprise. The point is, they were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up, everyone blamed Yoko, but the fact is, the group split itself apart. She just happened to be there. But you know how it is with kids. They go off to college, they grow apart. Way of the world.

• Spike : It's nothing I know. What, you think I'd come running over saying, "I've got a secret. Beat me till I talk?"