Cheers (TV Series)
The Heart Is a Lonely Snipehunter (1985)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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[Coach's cigar is stinking up the bar]
Sam Malone : Ooh, boy. Is someone boiling tar in here?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : No, Sam, I'm smoking my cigar.
Sam Malone : Would someone please boil some tar in here?
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Sam Malone : Cliffy, you want to go fishing with us?
Cliff Clavin : [responds sarcastically] Well, that's OK Sam, I don't want to infringe on you and Norm's good time.
Norm Peterson : You're going to have to if you want to come along.
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Sam Malone : What's new, Normie?
Norm Peterson : Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer.
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Diane Chambers : Sam.
Sam Malone : What?
Diane Chambers : There's one other thing I want you to know. Lord knows why, but Frasier thinks of you as a friend. As a matter of fact, he thinks of you as one of his closest friends.
Sam Malone : Get out of here.
Diane Chambers : He does Sam.
Sam Malone : Gee, what a boob, boo, bootiful guy...