Cheers (TV Series)
The Heart Is a Lonely Snipehunter (1985)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Frasier Crane : [walks into the bar looking a little down] Oh, hello Diane.
Diane Chambers : Hi Frasier.
[they give each other a quick kiss]
Diane Chambers : Frasier, your lips are troubled.
Carla Tortelli : No wonder. Look at the hell he puts them through.
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Diane Chambers : There's no such thing as a snipe hunt. They played a childish prank on you.
Frasier Crane : I know that.
Diane Chambers : What?
Frasier Crane : Good Lord, Diane, a man does not crouch in the woods for two hours without having a revelation or two.
Diane Chambers : So this is part of a plan, and I unwittingly helped you?
Frasier Crane : Yes.
Diane Chambers : Frasier, how devious. But why didn't you tell me?
Frasier Crane : Well, I couldn't trust you. You'd have thought it was too cruel.
Diane Chambers : Oh, are you kidding? I would have helped. Frasier, this is so unlike you.
Frasier Crane : No, but it's what guys do, darling: we screw each other to the wall.
[laughs]
Frasier Crane : Boy, it's great to be one of the gang, I'll tell you.