- Fallon Carrington Colby: [referring to their baby girl] Have you seen her today?
- Jeff Colby: Oh, I had to see her first, I, I just couldn't resist.
- Fallon Carrington Colby: Ah, I've got some competition, huh?
- Jeff Colby: Oh, she's way ahead of you, she doesn't snore and she thinks I'm wonderful.
- Fallon Carrington Colby: [unable to keep laughter out of her voice] Oh, ho ho, huh. Keep it up and we'll both leave in a wheelchair.
- Channing Carter: You hold on to dreams, I hold on to nightmares. Not too smart, huh?
- Miles Colby: I think you got more guts than you know. Hell, you married me.
- Sable Colby: [after finally signing her divorce papers] I had a plan... You know that pen of mine that always leaks, well I was going to sign with that and hope that a huge... inkblot would invalidate everything.
- Jason Colby: You all right?
- [offering her a drink of water]
- Sable Colby: I'm fine.
- [takes a sip]
- Sable Colby: Pathetic, my plans...