The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Body and Sol (1965)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Sol Pomerantz : [to Laura]  Well, he can't take you on a picnic this Sunday. He's going to be fighting.

  Sol Pomerantz : [to Rob]  What're you doin' Sunday, Rob?

  Laura Petrie : Rob?

  Sol Pomerantz : Champ.

  Laura Petrie : Darling.

  Rob Petrie : Well, um... uh... Well, on a... on a... going on a picnic. Or I'm gonna fight.

  Laura Petrie : Which?

  Rob Petrie : Well, I... Whatever I decide, I'm gonna be fightin' with SOMEBODY. I can see THAT.

• Rob Petrie : Honey, if I took a dive, I couldn't look at myself in the mirror.

  Laura Petrie : Rob, if you don't take a dive, you won't be able to look at yourself in the mirror.