The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Who Owes Who What? (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Sally Rogers : I met him.
Rob Petrie : Ya met who?
Sally Rogers : Buddy's wife's cousin.
Rob Petrie : What was he like?
Sally Rogers : Well, d'y'ever see "The Untouchables"?
Rob Petrie : Yeah?
Sally Rogers : He's more like one of the "unbearables".
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Rob Petrie : Do you think a marshmallow could go without eating for a week without a haircut?
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Melvin (Mel) Cooley : Rob!
Rob Petrie : Buddy!
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Sally!
Sally Rogers : Mel!
Melvin (Mel) Cooley : Rob!
Rob Petrie : Sally!
Sally Rogers : Buddy!
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Go ahead, Curly. It's your turn. Say "Rob."
Melvin (Mel) Cooley : [bellowing] Rob!
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : [applauding drolly, overlapping Sally's line] Beautiful.
Sally Rogers : [applauding drolly, overlapping Buddy's line] Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
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Rob Petrie : I'm positive I think I'm sure.
Laura Petrie : Rob, are you sure you're positive or do you just imagine you're positive?
Rob Petrie : I'm positive I'm positive!
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Rob Petrie : Well, women are built different than men.
Laura Petrie : Yes, I've heard that.
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Rob Petrie : Oh, you "know" me, do you? Well, it just so happens that you don't know me as well as I know me because I'm with myself almost constantly.