Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

The Diaries (1998)

Stephen Tompkinson: Damien Day

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• Damien Day : Oh, this is just pure jealousy. Just because you two relics couldn't get another job on TV even if you went down on John Birt!

• Damien Day : Right, you are gonna *have* to use this. I have got Tony Blair's current political diary. Listen to this: "Oh God, Alastair Campbell has made another cock-up. Our strongly worded denial that the cabinet is dominated by a gay mafia has been issued on pink notepaper".

• Damien Day : The girl sold drugs, she had it coming to her.

  Helen Cooper : But what about her mother?

  Damien Day : Eh?

  Helen Cooper : I'll bet you didn't think about her parent... s! You have turned a young girl barely old enough to have outgrown The Spice Girls into a liar and a thief.