- Hoaxer: [on the phone] Hi, Danny! Bob DiAngelo here. Remember me? I gave you the story about the fat woman on holiday in Spain who had sex with a killer whale - that's right, the Menorca Porker Orca Bonker!
- Alex Pates: [looking through transcript papers] Right, this is the committee meeting that you attended in Strasbourg on July 14th.
- Hoaxer: Correct.
- Alex Pates: ...When all EC offices are closed.
- Hoaxer: Oh, bugger.
- Despatch Rider: Can somebody sign for this?
- George Dent: Yes.
- Despatch Rider: It's the new government recommendations on energy conservation your boss wanted.
- George Dent: Oh, good.
- Despatch Rider: Yeah, he had them biked up from Swindon.