- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [rushing to the General Lee, gun drawn] I've been after you all this time, and now I'm gonna get ya! Now I'm gonna nail ya to the barn, you...!
- Daisy Duke: [takes off helmet] Rosco Coltrane, you old reprobate. If your mama can hear you talking like that, she wouldn't show up at church this Sunday.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Ooh, uh, I'm sorry, Miss Daisy, but I thought you were that no-account Bo Duke.
- Daisy Duke: Well, if you can't tell the difference between me and Bo, either you're losing your eyesight or I'm losing my figure.
- Enos: Shoot, Daisy. You ain't losing nothing. Now I've got twenty-twenty twenty... twenty vision. Ain't I, Sheriff?
- Uncle Jesse: [coffee pot was stacked with dollar bills, now there's a load of cash in Daisy's room] Holy jumping horny toads! It happened again!