Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Big Shots (1999)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Ray Barone : [Ray is driving while Robert sits in the passenger seat and removes his shoes]  I think we hit a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk.

• Robert Barone : I admit that there may have been times when I might have mentioned in passing that I possibly envied you. But not anymore. And would you like to know why?

  Ray Barone : Yeah, no, not really. Where the hell is the waitress?

  Robert Barone : Everything you have - successful career, great family, free hot dogs - has made you lose touch with reality. You... are spoiled.

  Ray Barone : Oh. Yeah. And I guess all those years sponging off mom and dad have made you a better person.

  Robert Barone : It certainly did. I may have a thankless job, be divorced, pay full price for a hot dog, but I happen to have something you'll never have.

  Ray Barone : A tail?

• Ray Barone : I'm not driving in the car with Robert for four hours. His feet smell.

  Marie Barone : Well, take a bus.

  Ray Barone : A bus. That's a smelly feet contest.

• Marie Barone : Raymond, your brother was talking about some sort of a ceremony? It sounded like a lot of fun to me. And since you are a sportswriter and have such important connections...

  Frank Barone : Oh, just say it, Marie. The Hall of Fame is honoring the 1969 Mets. Your brother asked your mother to ask you to take him.

  Ray Barone : Which one of you do I say no to?

• Ray Barone : [trying to cut in line]  Look, look, look. I'm Ray Barone. I work for Newsday. I'm covering this thing. I'm a reporter.

  Man #2 : Good. Give us a report on the back of the line.