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The Facts of Life (TV Series)
A Royal Pain (1983)
Heather McAdam: Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti
Quotes
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Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Then daddy made us go to the after party at Buckingham Palace.
Blair Warner : You were at Buck - Buck - Buck...
Jo Polniaczek : I think she's gonna lay an egg.
Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Blair... Don't be jealous.
Blair Warner : Jealous?
[throws head back and laughs]
Blair Warner : The word 'jealousy' is not in my vocabulary.
Natalie Green : [raises glass] Well, here's to jealousy!
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Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : [arrives] Ciao, everyone.
Jo Polniaczek : 'Ciao?' Just what I need. A Blair clone!
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : You're really a princess?
Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Yes, I am.
Blair Warner : [lips curling] It's no big deal.
Natalie Green : Let us be the judge of that. Tootie, a princess!
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : What do you mean they're not coming to my play?
Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : Well, as my parents always say, boarding school is a great place to live, but they wouldn't wanna visit.
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Alexandra 'Alex' Lambarti : [re sleeping bags] Aren't these things supposed to be stuffed with something?
Jo Polniaczek : Yeah. You.