Frasier (TV Series)
Maris Returns (2003)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Niles] Listen, how did things go with Maris?
Martin Crane : Maris?
Niles : She invited me to lunch at Le Toque. She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player. Turns out he's a cad and a gold digger, with a violent temper to boot.
Martin Crane : That's probably what she put in her ad.
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Niles : [hyperventilating] I can't do this! I'm telling her a new lie every time I open my mouth!
Martin Crane : Oh, get a grip on yourself, man! It's called marriage!