- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Niles] Listen, how did things go with Maris?
- Martin Crane: Maris?
- Niles: She invited me to lunch at Le Toque. She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player. Turns out he's a cad and a gold digger, with a violent temper to boot.
- Martin Crane: That's probably what she put in her ad.
- Niles: [hyperventilating] I can't do this! I'm telling her a new lie every time I open my mouth!
- Martin Crane: Oh, get a grip on yourself, man! It's called marriage!
- Daphne Moon: I'm sorry I snapped at you.
- Niles: Did you snap at me? I didn't notice.
- Daphne Moon: That's because you don't listen.
- Jane: Sometimes I feel this kind of sadness hanging over me.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I see and is this sadness triggered by anything?
- Jane: Wait, did you ever date a woman named Stephanie Walsh?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, a few years ago.
- Jane: She's my sister. Yeah, I met you at a party once.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Ah well then, I'm glad we cleared that up. Now, this sadness of yours, is it a general...
- Jane: [chuckles] I'm sorry. I was just remembering something. Yeah, I'm sad all the time.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes well, you are now in a place where you can feel free to express yourself.
- Jane: [stifles a laugh] I'm sorry, I was just thinking about something my sister told me about you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Perhaps we should discuss it.
- Jane: Ok, um, you were in bed with my sister and uh, right in the middle of things I guess you called her M'lady.
- [laughs]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I see.
- Jane: I'm sorry.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, no no, please, it's important that you feel free to express yourself to me. Go on.
- Jane: It became this like running joke between me and my sister. She called be M'lady and I called her M'lady, and my mother started doing it. An now, my aunt has a cat named M'lady.
- Niles: I haven't heard Maris that panicked since she lost her strength halfway through a revolving door.