Frasier (TV Series)
Seat of Power (1994)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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[last lines]
Martin Crane : [flushing toilet] Well, there she goes. Good as new.
Frasier : Thanks, Dad. Can I buy you a beer?
Martin Crane : Oh yeah, sounds good. Come on, Eddie.
[as they leave, Eddie starts drinking out of the toilet]
Martin Crane : Oh, for God's sake Eddie, don't drink out of the toilet. Some guy just had his head in there!
[He and Frasier laugh]
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Niles : Good news, Frasier. I pulled some strings with the spa, and they're squeezing us in for a salt glow with our Swedish massage.
Frasier : Fabulous!
Martin Crane : Ah, forget about a plumber, I'll do it myself. My manicurist cancelled on me.
Frasier : Dad, you will not do it yourself.
Martin Crane : I'll bet you don't even have any tools around here.
Frasier : Oh well, that's where you're wrong. Let me show you something, mister. Here...
[He opens a drawer and pulls out a pocket toolkit]
Frasier : See this? Every possible tool for every possible need. Got this from Hammacher-Schlemmer.
Niles : Is that turquoise inlay?
Frasier : Yes, it also comes in ebony and onyx.
Niles : Onyx. Onyx is so showy. I don't...
Frasier : Oh, I don't think so. I love onyx, onyx is a stone that resonates within me...
[they begin to argue]
Frasier : Martin: This is why I never took any home movies. You two realize what a couple of delicate doilies you are? Sheesh, you don't even know the meaning of the word self-reliant. Thank God there's not a national disaster happening, you'd be helpless.
[exits]
Frasier : Niles:
[examining the toolkit]
Frasier : Oh! A lemon zester!
Martin Crane : You two realize what a couple of delicate doilies you are? Sheesh, you don't even know the meaning of the word self-reliant. Thank God there's not a national disaster happening, you'd be helpless.
[He exits]
Niles : [examining the toolkit] Oh! A lemon zester!
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Martin Crane : Got you again, huh? You're such a soft touch.
Frasier : I am not.
Martin Crane : Well, he never begs when I'm eating.
Frasier : Maybe he doesn't like what you're eating.
Martin Crane : Trust me, he's not picky. I saw him eat a beetle.
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Daphne Moon : Eddie, let's go for another walk!
Martin Crane : I thought you already walked him this morning?
Daphne Moon : I did, twice.
Martin Crane : He's gotta go again?
Daphne Moon : No, actually I do!
[Martin and Frasier look askance]
Daphne Moon : That didn't sound right. There's a very nice-looking gentleman who plays frisbee in the park with his Labrador. Eddie and I are hoping to run into them again. Come on, Eddie!
[she tugs on his leash, Eddie doesn't move]
Daphne Moon : He's just playing hard to get.
Frasier : I'm glad somebody is.