"Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?" is the rather torturous title for one of the series' defining episodes, bringing back Vito Scotti's Japanese sailor from "So Sorry, My Island Now" for a series of reconstructed flashbacks. Everyone is curious about what Gilligan has been hiding around the island, so much so that he finds himself being followed nearly all the time. Ginger suggests a black pearl, Skipper a rare jewel, Mr. Howell naturally figures it's an 8 year old bottle of Scotch! The Professor is the first to learn that the big secret is simply Gilligan's diary, but that only inflames the others' curiosity even more. Not wishing to have anyone reading about his innermost thoughts, Gilligan tosses his diary into the lagoon, forcing the others to make up their own tales of what goes on on the island. The Skipper, Mr. Howell, and Ginger all share decidedly different takes on what happened with the Japanese sailor, Ginger's secret agent guise as 37-25-36 (her measurements) are met with the sailor's priceless reaction: "37-25-36, oh mamasan that's no secret!" Skipper uses raw strength to subdue his opponent, Ginger adopting judo, while poor Gilligan is left shaking his head at their recollections. It's Mary Ann who finds the missing diary, revealing how Gilligan views each of his fellow castaways, incapable of finding fault with anyone as he's just the salt of the earth. It is this kind of warm empathy coupled with solid laughter that makes the series continue to shine after five decades.