- Lucy Ricardo: I'd just love a Richard Widmark grapefruit to go with my Robert Taylor orange.
- Ethel Mertz: What a fruit salad that would make.
- Ricky Ricardo: I want you to listen to me, and I want you to listen very carefully. If I as much as see your face in Romanoff, I'm going to wrap you up in brown paper and mail you back to New York. And that's an ultimatum!
- [he slams the door behind him as he leaves for his lunch with Richard Widmark]
- Lucy Ricardo: An ultimatum!
- Ethel Mertz: Well, I'm not surprised.
- Lucy Ricardo: I am. I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it.
- Ricky Ricardo: [Ricky is fed up with Lucy begging to go along on his lunch with Richard Widmark] Now, look, Lucy, let me try to get this into that little, thick skull of yours. Now, I am not, positively, absolutely taking you along with me, definitely.