The Jeffersons (TV Series)
Louise vs. Florence (1979)
Fred D. Scott: Mr. Van Morris
Quotes
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Mr. Van Morris : That woman just called my wife a jackass! I don't believe it!
Florence Johnston : Me, neither.
[to Louise]
Florence Johnston : You should have dropped the "jack."
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Mrs. Van Morris : Did you hear what they said to me?
Mr. Van Morris : There, there, dear. What can you expect? Mrs. Jefferson's obviously a boor.
George Jefferson : [angrily rising to his feet] Nigga, what the hell did you say?
Mr. Van Morris : Are you losing your hearing?
George Jefferson : No, but you gon' be losin' your teeth!
Mr. Van Morris : I beg your pardon?
George Jefferson : It's too late to beg, chump!
[George grabs Mr. Van Morris by the arm and drags him to the door]
Mr. Van Morris : Jefferson! What are you doing?
George Jefferson : What does it look like I'm doing?
[shoves Mr. Vam Morris out the door]
Mrs. Van Morris : You're asking up to leave?
George Jefferson : [in mocking posh accent] No, of course not! I'm throwing you out!
[shoves Mrs. Van Morris out the door, then tosses them their coats]
Mr. Van Morris : Okay, Jefferson, but you know you can kiss the social register goodbye!
George Jefferson : Oh yeah? Well, I won't tell you what you can kiss!
[slams the door in the Van Morrises's faces]