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M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Germ Warfare (1972)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Frank, don't be paranoid.
Maj. Frank Burns : I'm only paranoid 'cause everybody's against me.
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Maj. Frank Burns : I'm fine! I'm completely fine! The last thing I'm gonna give you two ghouls is any of my blood!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Ghouls. That's a nice thing to call us vampires.
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : I don't want any more static from Frank Burns. That man is a raw nerve.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I couldn't agree more.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say the guy was my wife in army drag.